ADEG (agis2kute) wrote,
ADEG
agis2kute

I used to think that God was playing a huge, cruel joke on me by not allowing me to reproduce asexually, id est, clone myself. But then I realized

1.) the world probably isn't really ready for another one like me, and

2.) I enjoy not having any real competition.

I am indeed the greatest person I have ever met, and I suppose I wouldn't want to have to qualify that statement if a "Mini I" were running around.



With that said, I really need the Love of my life to be a bit more proactive. I'm tired of going out of my way, and apparently my biological clock, unlike every other timekeeping device which I own, is not out of batteries and there merely for the purpose of looking pretty..
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