1.) the world probably isn't really ready for another one like me, and
2.) I enjoy not having any real competition.
I am indeed the greatest person I have ever met, and I suppose I wouldn't want to have to qualify that statement if a "Mini I" were running around.
With that said, I really need the Love of my life to be a bit more proactive. I'm tired of going out of my way, and apparently my biological clock, unlike every other timekeeping device which I own, is not out of batteries and there merely for the purpose of looking pretty..