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Current Music:"Lump," Presidents of the United States of America
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Time:12:15 am
When I lay on my side, not only can I feel my guts shifting to the lowered side, but as well there then exists a noticeable effluence/protuberance on that same side. This happens to normal people too, right?
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Time:09:49 pm
I have decided to lift the self-imposed hiatus and solitude, only to return to it immediately for exam preparation in the coming days.
During my respite, however, there are some things that are worth mentioning, things having taken place during my previous stint of not-too-rigid isolation, chief among them being:

1.) I have a job for this summer. It's at a firm here in the City. And speaking of the City...

2.) I saw another celebrity last week. One of the guys from Oz. We eat at the same diner, and I think he lives near me. And speaking of living...

3.) I do not think that I shall be living in this city after graduation. I am a bit tired of being here now, but what few friends I have here and school sustain me. And speaking of elsewhere...

4.) I think I want to move back to Louisiana and get an MBA or an advanced legal degree from LSU or Tulane. And then I want to become a politician after working a desk job for a while. I think I'm destined to become governor at some point.

Everything happens for a reason, and so far the signs are pointing to that one.
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Subject:An Act for Self-Reflection
Time:10:14 am
Current Mood:drainedDisappointed
When in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one to face adversity of some kind, one is given but two true, viable options: he can stand and fight the currents of this ill wind or he can cower at its onset. For the first time in my life, I have chosen the latter course of action. This is not to say that I did not turn and acknowledge the threat before me, but after having performed a reasonable estimation the circumstances, the precepts of prudence and reason and conscience militate against any further effort at stemming the tide of abuse that has befallen me.

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Time:10:59 pm
Today makes one year of vegetarianism.


...Shame on you who thought I wouldn't make it this long.
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Subject:The most horrible night of my life...
Time:11:42 pm
One of my roommates and I and some friends hopped on over to "Musical Mondays" at some club.

While we were there, we were discussing things and somehow in the conversation, my sincere distaste for and displeasure resulting from being touched is discovered--not that I made it much of a secret.

My roommate tells us about how he used to harass his former roommate whenever he, my roommate, was drunk.

We leave the club and go back home.

Walking through the door, my roommate and I are conversing.

We make it to my room first.

By the time we reach my door, I feel it from behind, something I never thought could feel so horrible.




I could feel my roommate frantically jostling my clothes about.

I could feel my roommate hurriedly probing my back up, down, around.

I could feel my roommate eagerly breathing on me.

I could feel my roommate raping me.Collapse )
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Time:10:33 pm
Current Mood:Euphoric
I'm going to name my first son Firecloud. His brother will be Augustus. We shall all love Mr. Meowmington, V, and Morris, the butler.

And maybe we'll live in Greenwich. I'll drive my Volvo sedan to pick them up from prep. school, or I'll just get the nanny to do it. We'll go back a home that sits on no fewer than 2 acres. I'll help them with their homework and pay bills while the cook, Claudine, prepares a healthy, delicious meal, complete with a vegetarian option.

I'll take them to soccer practice and piano lessons and band practice. I'll go to see their middle school plays and Christmas concerts. I'll take them their junior high sock hops, and teach them to tie ties and how to coordinate without looking like they've tried too hard. I'll take them to SAT prep courses and on college tours. And we'll live like this for a while.

And it'll all be nice.
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Time:01:16 pm
I've run out of drugs and other things to keep me exceptionally busy, so perhaps I shall give a proper update soon.
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Subject:Another reason I love this city...
Time:10:25 pm
Current Mood:cheerfulYes.
...Vegetarian 'beef' stew and vegan 'pork' chops.
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Current Music:High School Musical 2 Sdtk...still.
Current Location:My wack-ass room.
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Subject:Yellow people, breathe a sigh of relief!
Time:11:17 pm
As far as NYULaw goes:

1.) I'm pretty sure Jews will be my new "Asians". They're everywhere, and they're clique-ish. Shame on them and their yarmulkes. The concentration isn't necessarily a bad thing per se, but it does bring the lol's nonetheless.

2.) I'm pretty sure I'm much too fabulous for everyone here, which makes me stick out--a lot. Like, I'm really not kidding. However, I shall still be wearing my pink shorts and white shoes on Friday, and all the h8erz can kiss my azz. Though, I don't think anyone is actually hating by any means.

3.) I saw a "real" celebrity a few days ago. I was so close, I could've knocked him into the street if I wanted to, and I should've after having seen his stupid skinny jeans, but instead I just walked by and pretended like I didn't know it was him. It's nice to know he looks the same in person as he does on TV, though.

4.) Having to pay real money for food is overwhelming, especially since I don't currently have the means to buy food from a grocery store. I think that my current plan of consuming a Snickers bar for breakfast/lunch and a more substantial meal for dinner, will have to continue for a bit longer.

5.) I have no friends except one of my roommates and my friends who came here from Duke. Do I care? Not really. It would be nice to have a few lamers around, though, to make me look better by contrast when I'm having one of those rare bad-clothing day. I suspect I'll have my first day of such a nature immediately once the weather turns cold and I have no idea how to negotiate larger amounts of snow. Joy.

6.) My room is small as hell! It should be a sin to make people live in such cramped conditions. I can't roll out of bed without slamming into my desk. I have nowhere to put most of my clothes, and even if I did, I haven't anywhere to put the boxes/suitcases in which they came! Who's idea was this, to build such a stupid apartment without sufficient shelving space??

Hate my fucking life (but not the Asians anymore!). But whatever--I'm in professional school and can now scoff at the undergraduates!
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Current Music:"Bet On It," Zac Effron
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Time:10:12 pm
Current Mood:contentcontent
High School Musical 2 wasn't as good as the original, mostly because the soundtrack was kinda wack. But whatevs. I live for this stuff, and I shall be buying it when it hits DVD. (And maybe I'll buy the soundtrack too.)

After having enjoyed this and all the episodes of "Hannah Montana" I've watched thus far this summer, I'm now ready to move on to law school.
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Current Music:"Oh What A Beautiful Morning," Oklahoma! (Original Broadway Cast)
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Subject:Back in 'The A'
Time:08:03 pm
So, I thought I was getting fat from all the food in Californ-i-a, and then I took a big dump. Apparently being fat and being constipated are not the same thing.

...I feel a lot better now.



In other news, I'm pretty sure I'm doomed to be an alcoholic--but in the good way: I've been drinking a bottle of (nice) wine per day, and it puts me in a good mood--so good a mood, in fact, that I'm rethinking this whole Act. But I'll wait until I'm sober to decide definitively...whenever that may be.
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Subject:I hate group projects...
Time:11:21 pm
...and the other people involved in them!

The times in my life when I appear to be a failure or when my performance appears to be anything less than optimal are only those in which I'm stuck in a group project of some sort (excepting the catastrophe that was organic chemistry, of course). I do not like my performance on paper to be a reflection of anyone other than myself, and I certainly do not appreciate my apparent performance being reliant upon other people's. I hate, hate, hate this shit.

It's so hard to be a shining star when caught up in the event horizon of the black hole that is a dysfunctional group. I'm so much better than this situation, better than they. And while I shall admit with no hesitation that previous assertions of the aforementioned character did often involve a little rationalization and significant haughtiness, for my part, I can honestly say presently that my superiority over these people is undeniable. My input, my effort, my performance is impeccable. Is it really so much to ask for the same in return?




I'm trying really hard to find my happy place right now and am failing miserably.
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Time:09:52 pm
Current Mood:aggravatedaggravated
So, somehow I've lost one of my contacts. There's not really any point in wearing only one, so I've just decided to forgo wearing any. As such, I can't really see, making not just a fat-ass, but a blind fat-ass.

I'm also behind on my work, despite having done the vast majority of the homework due this upcoming week. Actually, I'm not really behind at all, but I can't seem to convince myself otherwise, and I get agitated when I'm idle for more than a half-hour. I can't even watch JCS without doing some other productive activity. (I'm actually doing future accounting homework while typing this!)

I tried quitting smoking, and I found myself with an oral fixation (which is part of what is contributing to my erratic eating habits). I either ate everything in sight or I chewed the inside of my cheek, or I lashed out at other people (behind their backs, of course). I've gone back to cigarettes, corrected my eating behaviors, and generally feel better...except now I'm running low on the cigs, and when I run out, I just may choke someone.

There was a minor earthquake a few mornings ago. That wasn't really cool. Between the earthquakes and the hills and the overcast conditions and the cold and the excessive liberalness, I don't know how much more I can take of Berkeley.

I'm happy otherwise, though (even though I still hate with a passion the people whom I hated last week). And I'm still a fatty, but I'm burning it off in stride. I also stopped wearing underwear again, a few days ago, and that's pretty enjoyable.
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Current Music:"Pull Over [That Ass Is Too Fat]," Trina
Current Location:The Dining Hall
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Subject:I'm so fat!
Time:12:41 am
Current Mood:annoyedFat-faced
My behavior over the past 2-and-a-half weeks has been completely unacceptable, and I'm turning into a fat-ass. As such, I shall be returning to my low-carb, high-starvation diet today.
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Current Music:"Warning," Incubus
Current Location:UC Berkeley, Hearst Greek Amphitheatre
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Subject:Concerts and such
Time:08:12 pm
Current Mood:gratefulgrateful
I'm currently listening to Brandon Boyd wail on the microphone on the stage in the little amphitheatre next to my dorm window. I don't really like Incubus, but I think it's cool that they're performing just next door and I don't have to pay for a ticket to see or hear them.

I'm told that Daft Punk is coming next weekend, for whom I'm admittedly more excited.
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Current Music:"I Wish," Skee-lo
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Subject:I want...
Time:08:43 pm
...to be so tall that I'm measured only in meters, so that I don't sound quite as tall when people give my measurements.

...to get some Botox, so I can get rid of the line across my forehead and stop people from assuming that I have frown lines...because I don't.

...to go back to school and major in Economics because it all seems really interesting to me now.

...to turn 30, so that I can go through with my plans to adopt a child. I won't actually turn "30" though. I'm gonna stay "29" until I turn 40.

...to buy some bigger earrings because when you're a superstar like I am, there really is no such thing as too much ~*sparkle*~.

...to meet someone who will take care of me for the rest of my life, so that I can have a security blanket even if I never elect to use it.

...to impress upon most people that I really do prefer being called "A. Elijah" or "'Lijah", or some derivative thereof, because pretty soon I'll stop responding to "Aaron" and "AG" and "aarongreen". (But you can still call me Aaron momentarily.)

...to stop continuing to invest time and energy in disliking people in whom I've previously invested time and energy and who no longer reciprocate, because I really do just need to cut people out and move on.

...to broaden my horizons and branch out a little more, musically, intellectually, emotionally, aesthetically, personally because that can be only a good thing.

...to live in Dallas or Houston because I want to walk around with a .45mm in my pocket and not have people look at me funny.

...to live in ATL because it's just wonderful here. Maybe I should just buy a house in both, and in New Orleans for good measure...and then I'll buy a gun.

...to revamp my wardrobe just a little and completely remove all tennis shoes and jeans therefrom while still retaining the wonder and awe-inspiring presence that is A. Elijah when he is consciously dressed to impress, because I need to start dressing more like a real grown-up.

...to prove to the world once and for all that one cannot rape a man if the man is conscious but not both ready and willing, so that the world can know definitively. But I don't want to demonstrate again.

...to come to realization, finally, that I'm never going to change and that I'm delightfully wonderful the way I am and wouldn't really have it any other way--personality-wise, at least.
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Current Music:"This Is Why I'm Hot [You Ain't 'Cause You Not]," Mims
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Subject:The Experiment
Time:09:20 pm
I got my eyebrows threaded today.

It was probably the greatest thing I've ever done to my eyebrows. I look like a whole new person.

Never will the caterpillars come back.




I get the back waxed (not that there's much hair...it's nearly invisible) on Tuesday.




...I'm so hot.
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Current Music:"Rubbernecking," Elvis Presley (LOVE that bitch!)
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Subject:So...
Time:01:40 am
I just realized that my classmates and I are destined for BIG THINGS...unlike kids from lesser schools, like BC and GAC--just kidding kinda, I guess...*


In other news, I saw a midget on the street today. I laughed...at her. (But not to her face, of course. A. Elijah isn't tacky.) I couldn't help it: her head was really big but her limbs freakishly infantile. Actually, now that I think about it, I guess that makes her a dwarf. And I guess that makes me awful, but guess who doesn't give a goddamn--A. Elijah doesn't.

Midgets and dwarfs can fuck. right. off. ...Baby-looking motherfuckers...



...Yeah, I said it. Don't act like you weren't thinking it.


I guess I have a lot of hate in my heart tonight, despite rocking out to Elvis and watching CNN.


*Seriously, just kidding.
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Subject:Best Picture...
Time:12:18 am
...Ever: Me and some aviators and a fag*...and in a pink shirt.

Remind me to candidly take one of those.



*Of the "cancer-flavored death stick" kind, not of the homosexual variety.
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Time:08:16 pm
I'm going to go see a shrink.
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